id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
oh God, I have a dick of a middle schooler
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
I caught him trying to shit in her bed. I asked him why he was doing it and he said "because it's wrong."
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
Based on the grey fur I pulled from my teeth, I think her vagina has mice.
I just need like a magic vacuum to suck everything out of me and then an IV to put good stuff back in
And noooow we're smoking a ton of REALLY strong weed and THIS IS THE SOFTEST CAT EVER
Had to sacrifice my vibrator batteries to the thermostat gods. I had a dirty dream and also almost a heat stroke.
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
You kicked my dad IN THE NUTS right when he walked in.
Sorry, man. Thought he was a cop.
dude, totally just walked home...using pizza as gloves
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
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