Already got asked if we're dating
Hey, do you have a beer bong you could drop off at my little brother's place?
clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
I can't keep up with all the guys you're banging. I'm just going to start referring to them by city of origin.
Nothing worse then being at the gym on the elliptical next to a guy looking at porn on his phone
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
So we broke my sobriety. Played life size childhood games. Broke into a cold hot tub and got laid. I think this is BFF quality!
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
Thought the acid was fake. Then my reflection didn't move when I did in the bathroom.
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
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