"it" just moved
I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
We are casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes. CWATOFWTUS. I know FWB rolls off the tongue better but it is what it is.
I refuse to go to this wedding alone, or sober. Practice drunk-walking in heels and a Bridesmaid dress begins tonight.
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
They're letting me teach a freshman-laden class now. This university needs better background checks.
I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
Bonus points if someone shits their pants. Only 1/2 bonus points if it's you
Bonus points are bonus points regardless
So the name of the kid from the sponsor a child comercial popped into my head while I was masturbating this morning. Needless to say I will now be now be donating out of guilt.
it looks like my getting laid tonight is going to depend on my knowledge of native birds. this is a weird party
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
Randomize
