Drinking non-alcoholic beer is like going down on your cousin.
Sure it tastes the same, but it ain't right.
that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
I was still in a towel. We hadn't even started drinking yet and the champagne bottle dropped and exploded literally up into my vagina.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
Bring gay.
By that I meant the rum. I just realized that my request made no sense. You always bring gay.
My roommate comes home screaming, I brought you home a friend! I thought she brought me a guy...no, she brought home a one-eyed shih tzu.
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
Just saw the bridesmaid use her new sister in law as a stripper pole
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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