He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
sometimes i wish i was the girl in a porno. that way if i couldn't get any, i'd just order a pizza and do him.
went to the bathroom to piss, saw puke in the toilet thought wtf i dont remember puking, then turned around to find a chick i've never seen before passed out in my shower.
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
She's doing shots in her underwear, a fur hat and mittens. I'm never coming home.
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
What does puking wasabi feel like?
Like snorting cocaine backwards.
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
You may want to re-read your sent texts from last night. You were texting me about your "fire shits" spelled 6 different ways between 3 and 5:30 AM.
blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
Did you leave a mouse under my pillow again?
When my parents ask, do you think "he was the cop I gave head to in order to get out of a speeding ticket" will suffice as to how we met?
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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