My dad just walked in on me screwing the chick from the bar...the look of relief on his face was sort of hurtful.
So im walking through ohare and this guy walks by with a cart full of big bottles of liquor. I want to know what flight hes on.
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
dude uncooked spaghetti noodles dipped in thousand island dressing is better than it sounds
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
He pointed at me, then leaned in and said "shes the best at blow jobs" then chris fist pumped him and said "dude, I know"
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
This guy smelled his armpits before trying to approach me at the bar
I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
I'm not real sure what dinosaurs sound like, but dude, she made dinosaur noises.
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