I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
i was told that i was found face down in a plate of ketchup at the dinner table
It's like eating cereal and milk but instead of cereal it's gummy bears and instead of milk it's vodka.
It's what America was founded on: former hookups referring you for a job four years later.
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
Dude. Where are you? I'm making waffles in the waffle iron. It's beautiful.
I knew full well that at some point during the night my penis would be out with this costume choice
Well i would have gone to the bar but Satan decided to hold his rituals in my uterus.
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?
After we'd both come, we started writing a book about dragons. Woke up this morning to a full English breakfast. Can't thank you enough for introducing us
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
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