At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
The tent neighbors already set us on fire w an errant roach. How do you think Bonnaroo's going?!
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
She greeted me with a new giants jersey and an opening day blowjob. this is true love.
The only way I could get him to agree to hook up with her is telling him I'd hook up with him next week.
You got the eggs out of the fridge and yelled "my chickens are beasts at making eggs" and then pegged them at the ceiling and at a couple who were making out
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
Yeah man i woke up and only had a Jimmy John's wrapper covering myself..
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
I HAVE NEVER BEEN FRIENDZONED IN MY LIFE AND THIS GIRL IS GOING TO MAKE ME QUESTION EVERYTHING. LIKE A GODDAMN CUNT. A WONDERFUL, BEAUTIFUL, MAJESTIC, LESBIAN CUNT.
I just sat on the floor of my shower for 20 minutes to punish myself for drunk me's decisions.
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
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