I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
Call me at 7:30 and make sure I'm not asleep in this booth at Waffle House.
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
New plan, instead of sleeping with her, I'm just going to use her to sleep with the entire sorority.
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
My cock is literally on the edge of falling off. Fuck Vegas.
It was weird. Like "Mom, Dad, here's a guy who knows my orgasm face".
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
Having to explain to my dad why there are chicken wings to the pool filter, new low.
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
You pretended to pelvic thrust my mother on the boat while my 92 year old grandmother looked on. Thanks.
My drug dealer just asked me to go see Les Mis on Christmas. Should I be worried this is some type of musical set-up?
You said you couldn't use your body anymore so you made me push the buttons on your phone while you made alien sound effects
I'm sorry for what I said when I was orgasming
He made me pay for half of dinner. Fucking feminist revolution.
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