After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
Mark my words im gonna be the drunkest groomsman outta spite for him having his wedding on a gameday
I just realized I'm trading you a pregnancy test for the morning after pill...
It's been a bad semester.
you left saying you wanted to "go piss on that girl's doorstep" and we didn't see you the rest of the night
that actually explains a lot
You gave me your shirt to use as a napkin every time I spilled beer on myself. Before we went to the bar.
I just stood on my roof naked pouring vodka onto my garden. sweet dreams
Future roommate keeps sending me pictures of cool shit she has for our dorm and I'm just like "... I have a set of Aggie wine glasses a great set of tits."
Let's get matching tattoos, something that resembles our friendship
A tequila worm?
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
11:30 and people are pissing in the sink. It's gonna be a good night.
I woke up with an eye patch on, someone else's sweatshirt on, and no pants on. I hope it was a good night.
Too high to wash a dish but just high enough for a kitchen fire
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