I swear if she hugs me I'm going to bleach my body
this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
Now you know why i just sit on the toilet and scream
he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
They told me I stole 50 buns and a bottle of mayo and would whisper in their ears to look under my shirt to see what was for breakfast... benefit of starting to drink at 9 am
My autobiography is now tentatively titled "I'm Fucking the DJ, and Other Ways to Party for Cheap"
I thought it went well, but he just sent me a video of me sucking an icicle on the fire escape of his building with the caption "The ice got more than I did." Somehow I feel like I owe him a blowjob.
Now everytime I sit on a toilet I think about having sex with him. Great.
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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