So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
i just shit on the floor of my room. my roommate was in the bathroom, my choices were limited.
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.
He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
I am almost positive I asked to milk her when I was saying my goodbyes.
I wish i could just live off of margaritas and good sex.
That hot guy i showed you guessed my exact bra size. I want to have his tan babies.
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
It's technically 2016 but since I haven't gone to bed I'm still counting it as 2015, so I'm gonna drink all the alcohol in my house so tomorrow I can become the better version of myself that I'll be for 5 minutes.
Dick very happy bro
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
Randomize
