I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
Why are all the lights on in my house? Every single one. Someone should turn them off but I'm the only one here and I'm sure as hell not doin it.
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
she was pretty happy for someone in the middle of a herpes outbreak, how was i supposed to know?
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
Sometimes I think I have so much sex with you to be sure you're actually straight.
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
He said that I started crying after sex because he was leaving to go back to Europe after the semester was over and I wouldn't see his dick anymore. This is why I need to stop hooking up with the exchange students.
So I may have to sleep with a cougar to get a slightly used, yet free microwave. I'm going in
after what u told me last night I think we're past the wtf zone and at this point u should just join me in wondering if my barista lover is a gay porn star
Although can we find me a starter dick? I don't want security showing up again. That was awkward.
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
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