i want to open my blinds to let the sunlight in my room, but i'm afraid my neighbors will be able to see me drinking and judge me
i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
i wish there was a holiday celebrated with pizza eating
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
got delayed, meet you at the bar soon, found a shopping cart, i am now getting pushed to the bar by some guy that was peeing in the alley i found the cart in
#1- I went to button my shirt only to find they were all mising. #2- I'm so fu@king sore I feel like I was sweating to the oldies all night. #3- this pounding headache I have, I blame solely on Jennifer. Everyone sounds like Billy Mays when they talk. I remember nothing from last night, I'm concerned.
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
you know that feeling on acid where you think the world stops just to fuck with you? That's what it felt like.
but real talk, he made 1 phone call last night and had someone bring us tacos at 3am so idk I might be inlove
He turned on read receipts specifically so i'd know he was ignoring me.
I've seriously never been more thankful for marijuana and my resting bitchface.
Wow. I hope you were either doing that in your sleep or blacked out. You threw up then covered yourself in duct tape... i wish i got that on camera
Randomize
