I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
hey sry I lost all my numbers who is this?
pat the guy you slept with
still need a last name
don't worry dude, we didn't fuck on your bed out of respect for you
couldn't find a condom?
basically
Chipotle chips and wine for breakfast. Its def game day
Please know that I fully expect you to help me steal a bed if I have a bad breakup.
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
Come back. She's looking through naked pics of his exes on his phone and questioning him about them and I'm too drunk to walk away.
It's not quite a landing strip... It's more like a soul patch for my vagina.
does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
maybe
I was walking out of the bar when he said I'll see you later and I said I'll see you in my dreams and then fell face first and broke my nose
Randomize
