I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
i'm so high that my cigarette just tasted like chef boyardee. no lie.
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
It's hard to be above the influence when you are the influence.
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawnmower thinking of you
They left me stranded on the side of the road with a table and five gallons of water. They said it was all I really needed to survive. People are staring
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
the police told me I had to sign a waiver stating that my car will no longer be used for crime activity.
He also gave me two gold stars for sex. On my nipples.
Liz is crying about burritos again.
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
Did I really make him pull over to give the homeless guy my bra?
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
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