Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
If God's watching us, we might as well be entertaining
can you come get me at the bar
ill be there in 10 min
can we stop off at build a bear on the way home
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
Aaaaand that would be the most of my hand I've ever fit into a vagina before.
My shirt is ruined. If I ever get the idea of doing a tequila shot through my nose ever again, shoot me.
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
What's worse: not calling my parents in Dallas to make sure they're alright or not taking shelter to masturbate all over my douchebag roommates clothes?
I worry about you.
max decided it would be a good idea to run down the hall and smack down the exit sign. now we are sitting in the emergency room, and he is wearing the sign as a bracelet
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
Well I'm sorry I assumed you were a human and that humans have the capability to forget sometimes.
I accidentally just texted my dad asking if he wants to do shrooms with me. Do I leave the city now or...
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