I swallowed and made him pancakes in the morning. I feel almost as desperate as Jennifer Aniston at this point.
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
Walking out of our apartment this morning to go to class, I saw a sticky note on the front door that said "get tested." The door was unlocked so did you bring some stranger back last night? I'm assuming you weren't referring to me...
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
Road trip to buy me a baby zebra..are you in or are you in?
Attempted to dodge my boyfriends cum last night and ended up falling off the bed and getting the worlds most painful charlie horse. fuck my life.
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
I'm high and having a granola buffet this has got to be the healthiest I have ever been
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
Drake has all the answers
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
I should probably eat a Plan B. Pill for breakfast. Happy Halloween.
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
oh man there are to hot chicks wrestling in a pool of maple syrup. ill send you a picture
this is why i will never break up with you
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