Just did free shots of tequila at a walmart. Hello Mexico
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
I tried to tell him I love him but it came out something like "We're both fucked up and it works."
Is it penis luge time yet?
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
Just bought a dildo. Happy first time single in four years Valentine's Day to me
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
I feel like we'd have a lot of fun being drunk at a dog show.
Oh man I knew I took that Molly too soon, talkin to some Scottish people lol but don’t like rollin in pizza restaurants.
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