I want to take you away to a place of dolphin rides and hot stone massages.
dude you have to find out what a girl's name is before you sleep with her. if her name is debbie she's boring, if her name is lauren she's an overrated hoebag, if her name is meagan she gived bad head.
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
I just found a bagel and a condom in my coat pocket. I love blackouts
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
She was the shot vending machine at the party. But free.
Apparently he's into classy girls that wear sweaters and don't throw up on him when they go out.
Please come over, I'm slowly melting into a ball of sexual frustration. If I'm not dead by the end of the day be very surprised.
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
I'm determined to sit on that face.
Randomize
