She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
yeah, it's no longer just 'day drinking' when it's 5pm and you're knocking over fruit displays at fresh market
I swear, if he gets me a bowling ball for Christmas, I will throw it at him.
Well, my mom brought up me being vague about losing my license and she gave me the intervention look. so i left before they could bring out their heartfelt letters...
Somehow she slept thru the vacuuming, people walking in and out, and the sound of constant beer bottles hitting the trash, but when someone said weed in a regular volume of voice she startled awake.
When else am I ever going to have a chance to do lines with T-Pain?
It's only 10 in the morning...josh is already on the way to the ER for trying to shotgun a beer with a sparklers sticking out of it on fire.
About to see some guy and give him a glance that tries to express how sorry i am for blowing his friend while he was getting a BJ in the same room
Happy heartbreak day....you got chocolates, I'm eating them/ throwing them out the window at passing couples
Should I apologize to him for saying I wanted to punch him in the face as I was digging through the trash?
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. She asked how my day was going and it got hard.
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
We got cut off at a bar at 4pm. We aren't human
what the fuck happened to the tacos
Ha. Yeah that's all I found you with this morning. Butt ass naked w my robe across your lap and your arms thrown back in handcuff position.
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