I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
I drank too much. My snot smells like vodka when I blow my nose.
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
Literally just stood in the shower and forgot what to do. that hungover.
I just realized last night I drunk-bought a flight to Florida for this weekend...kinda torn between the price and the potential of awesomeness
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
And for the fourth year in a row Christmas has ended in tears, yelling and me drinking. This is officially our longest running Christmas tradition.
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
Best part of Friday afternoon drinking? Having ping pong balls thrown into my cleavage.
Look I'm sorry I stuffed your wife's bouquet toss but I won't have that weak shit in my house.
I'm trying to make sure he doesn't drown in the toilet. Because I'm a nice lady.
After she got off the phone with her mom she sprinted down the block screaming "I'M SO GOOD AT BEING A HUMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
I was trying to sext but got a notification that my dad and professor both commented on my Facebook photo. Bad timing.
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
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