I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
I put a toilet paper roll with my number on it by his face... hooking up is not happening
we've got reservations. ask for the eat a bag of dicks table
She's posted my bail. Twice. Of course I'm going to be her wing girl.
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
So he drunk messaged me last night telling me he wants a baby. Think I should call his bluff?
Their children would look like the Michelin man and smell like chef Boyardee
my mom asked if I found my Easter basket. it's 1PM & I got home an hour ago from last night. if I'm looking for anything, it's my dignity.
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
People don't believe me when I say the bruises are from work. They just smile and say "right." Trust me, I WISH my sex life was that exciting.
I thought this boy told me to choke him, so I went all in. Turns out he really said “stroke.”
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