and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
you ate skittles off the table like a hungry hungry hippo. it was awesome.
once i realized i was actively trying to drink the beer i was sweating out of my body i knew it was time to go to bed
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
I'm pretty sure you thought I could absorb alcohol through my dress
I just asked the bartender if I could get insurance on my drink in case I spilled it.
he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
We ate our feelings. Then drank our feelings. I feel feminism delivered.
Braid them armpits, sister.
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
Drinking from the bottle. In bed. Making dinosaur noises. Oh man.
Sometimes in life you just have to realize the security deposit isn't worth it.
I feel like my life just hangs in the balance of "Yeah I'm probably not doing this right"
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
are you really asking me this. do you KNOW how many times i masturbate in a day? yeah. wrong person to ask about romance.
if anyone asks you the platypus in my bathtub is a gift...thats all anyone needs to know
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