Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
he just had his sister send me a message about how he's not a creeper
Was his mother too busy breastfeeding him to do it?
She introduced herself and then asked "have you ever fucked a girl with a cast?"
They asked if I was about to puke and my response was to laugh and suddenly throw up. Continuing my asshole streak I kept laughing while still vomiting.
i walked in on you eating. you had the fridge wide open and you were rotating between steak and handfuls of captain crunch.
I told you I'm not going to the Phillies game until we're tripping balls
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
They better not charge my debit card for what you peed on.
hurry up this bar wont let me order big pitchers of beer for just myself
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
I love you but this is the first Saturday I have ever spent at the police station. And where are my boxers?
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