Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
I wish dancing around my house in my bra and underwear to Love Shack whilst eating strawberry cake batter was an acceptable form of exercise.
I don't think anybody else enjoys making out with multiple guys on the same night as much as I do. I'm like a wine taster but with lips... it's like art to me. The bruise on my upper lip is proof of it
BRILLIANT IDEA: In honor of summer olympics we need to start a synchronized drinking team.
And then after we fucked he wouldn't stop calling me "champ". It was like I had sex with an extremely attractive soccer coach
My underwear are in the stairs so apparently I did take the dog out.
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
Do you know how fucking great a bath bomb is when you're high?
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