Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
defrosting a beer in the microwave. no sparks so far.
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
you were exchanging tortilla chips with the guy at the next table, telling him your table was given the "big chips" because it was your 21st birthday
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
He's standing in the corner rubbing his nipples and reflecting on poor life choices
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
I turned off my domesticated goddess switch over 2 years ago and idk how to turn it back on. So in the mean time I'll dodge this gf bullet and eat free steak for as long as possible
I yelled at him as he left "you broke up with me. You lost your blow job privileges"
I didn't have any lime for my chaser.. so after my shot I ate a handful of lime flavored chips. Didn't work so great.
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
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