You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
I will give everyone a free pointer today. Here it goes, always pee by the house late at night to avoid getting shot by drunk bastards with guns. Never go by the tree line.
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
But he found my shoe...that at least deserves a handjob.
History professor is at the bar. Hurry! There's only so many A's he could give before it starts to look bad.
What does puking wasabi feel like?
Like snorting cocaine backwards.
First night sober since New Years. I'm not sure what hurts more, the hangover or the credit dread when I find out what the tickets to Bali actually cost.
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
Shotgunning beers in the shower. Mom would be proud.
Just used the word fistfucking in a serious conversation with my professor in front of the class, while making an appropriate and valid point. Win.
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