so high driving around just saw a woman in a pink shirt chillin riding a horse
so high at work that a 35 year old with his kids handed me visine and winked at me. you win with the horse though
The beer is more important than you right now.
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
Preparing for thanksgiving at home now by chugging bourbon. Less than a month to train!
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
We found her in the fireplace eating dog biscuits.
dude chill. we stole 18 hamburgers from her house
no. you cant fuck a burger.
Nothing like the It's a Small World ride at Disneyland to remind you to take your birth control. I took it on the boat yesterday
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
My mom has finally acknowledged my soft spot for Russians. Finally.
Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
Goddamn it Peter ur the only person i know who can make going down on a girl a competition.
She won. Twice.
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
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