He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
so after all day drinking, we went to an all u can eat crab place and i was going from table to table surveying the crowd if they though the crab i was carrying around looked like the flying dog from never ending story...what the hell is wrong with me?
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
She called all of my friends to find out where I was last night. 7 out of ten said their place.
I don't mean to insult you, but did you leave your training bra in my bedroom last night?
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
Yeah then you killed that bottle of Bacardi in under 20 minutes. So much for being an organ donor.
If you ever feel goofy just think of the fact that I just shaved the batman symbol into my pubes
I can't believe i lost my ID... bringing my birth certificate to the club was a weird experience
Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
Last night you were prentending to be a broom stick...you were laying on the floor and humming the Harry potter song.
The best part about theater chicks is nothing is too cliche or out of line. I just fucked her Braveheart style in my entry way while saying goodbye.
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
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