she left her pants. im pretty sure she grabbed mine on accident. im like 9 man sizes bigger than her. wtf
??? When I first met her at the bar, she told me she was 23. After I bought her 3 shots of tequila, she told me she was really only 21. When we went back to my house, she said she was really only 19. She's still sleeping next to me butt naked. I'm afraid if she opens her mouth again I could be looking at 10 years.
im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
I woke up at 7am naked in my bathtub with the shower running. My apartment was so full of steam that my ceiling was dripping. Who thought it would be okay for me to get my own place, anyway?
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
i just put all of my beerlympics medals into my academic awards box. i would say they are my greatest achievement since college.
No, he's fine. He only wanted to know why there were traffic pylons in the living room and how the peanut butter got on the ceiling.
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
Dude made his own urinal by punching a hole in the wall and pissing in it rather than waiting in line. That is the stuff of legends.
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
Cancelling your gym membership calls for alcohol.
It's only funny because he thinks you had sex with him to rob him.
When I meet her I'm going to have to resist the urge of saying "hey! We're Eskimo sisters!"
Everyone has seen your nipples. It's like asking if they ever walked on grass. You need better hangover questions.
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