Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
best thing about halloween? there are pumpkins to puke in EVERYWHERE!
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
We got three kegs and a backhoe. Now taking bets on what charges we end up getting arrested for. Will need bail money.
I would makeout with my roommate, but im not drunk enough and she doesnt like bacon fat
So I found "Fat chicks in saran wrap" in my search history.
That's all you talk about when you are wasted.
Her husband thinks she's banging me and nothing is going to change his mind so I told her we might as well just bang and make him right
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
Damn it. Can't order pizza. Can't do the hot tub. No one to invite over for loud, kinky sex. What's the point of being here alone?!
He has a beach house and a Simba tattoo. Our wedding is next Tuesday, hope you're free.
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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