hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
Fuck appropriateness.
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
im seconds away from chugging that vodka and preforming the surgery on myself.
I think that the winner of this years fantasy football league should get naming rights to you child
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
She complimented my boobs and then told me I smelled like teddy bears before falling asleep on the floor.
I feel like we have a good system here turning our sketchy decisions into great stories.
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
My friends say stay away from him but it’s still 2017 so I’m allowed to make shit decisions until midnight hahah
He updated Facebook... "Got a new phone today." WHAT ABOUT THE FUCKING KID YOU HAD?!
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
I remember is someone saying "I smell weed" and then having a room full of sober high school kids look at me.
Randomize
