did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
I don't think ill make it tonight the floor wont let me walk
it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
That still doesn't explain why you thought it was a good idea to paint a cow on my guitar
If you ever find a dick that big chop it off and bring it to me.
you know what would be perfect? if you flew in on a horse/cat holding taco bell and then you swooped me up and took me to disney world and it was magical
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
i love how you just walk into that dealer's house every time without knocking, yet you don't even know his name
I farted in his bed and then in my drunken stupor grabbed hair defanging spray to cover up the stench.
He brought me flowers and then spanked me with a Doctor Who paddle. Pretty good night, as these things go.
Awwwwwww!
At the bar in my pajamas again
Ummm that is the 3rd time this week and it is Wednesday
I just hit 3 trees and a golf cart.. all on the same hole
Put me down for a bogey
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