just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
this just has baby written all over it
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
I just got over my period in 3 days...I believe that is god's way of saying "go fuck an amazingly attractive Italian boy on vacation"
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
It's just a condom. Most people would commend me for saying I was going to start using them, and you're acting like I'm going to try heroin.
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
I played ping pong,drunk, with my hand instead of the paddle. And i won. I have hidden talents
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
He finally delivered on the dick pic, and Jesus Christ, it was worth the wait.
What is my life coming to that I have to cross state lines to get laid?
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