He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
This is the time you want your cat to have telepathy with you. To know if the guy downstairs left.
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
I'd just like to inform all involved that walking into a liquor store holding a milk crate at the beginning of a night as stock ends badly
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
When I said I wanted you to make noise during sex, I didn't mean mocking ones.
I felt like... 50% confused and 50% like a slow roasted flip flop.
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
It's not even 8:30a, wine glass is broken, there's sugar everywhere, and your mom just asked me what MILF means.
Dick very happy bro
I guess daylight savings isn't a holiday we need to celebrate for three days...
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
Randomize
