it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
I just got an email from a bridal website with the subject "Countdown to your Wedding Day"... is 11AM too early to drink the rest of the wine we have?
can you imagine how much money lesbians save on birth control?!?
bitches.
don't worry dude, we didn't fuck on your bed out of respect for you
couldn't find a condom?
basically
She was stumbling around looking for her cat. She said i could help, but i had to call him by his jungle name
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
drunk caitlyn doesn't know how to work gmail. so know an email has been sent to the entire campus with a picture of me naked eating a bagel attached.
I have 39 hot sauces from Chipotle
It's like earning obesity badges
Is it weird that I noticed my lower half feels strange and then further realized it's bc I'm wearing underwear to bed for the first time in weeks..maybe months?
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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