We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
every single kid we've ever known, every single person we've gotten blow jobs from, every single person we've hit home runs with... is at dennys right now
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
Soup is not an acceptable meal before doing that many Jager bombs
i told them to call me paula dean as i was making all 10 for $10 boxes of pizza rolls in the microwave
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
Any night you end up on the couch next to the trash can with a bag of white wine on your head is a rough night.
Why are you always at the walk in clinic, Lady Chlamydia?
You're not allowed to make that my permanent nickname.
i tried to knight her with my dick. she said it was unromantic. what an ungrateful attitude for a knight.
Best part of Friday afternoon drinking? Having ping pong balls thrown into my cleavage.
My vday gift was a joint bouquet, Finding Nemo on bluray, and a good shower fuck.
Um, WHAT A FUCKING KEEPER!
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
I forgot her safe word. It was a rough night.
He showed me a picture of his family on Instagram and his dad was my Sugar Daddy. ABORT.
I can't tell if my need for dick is more than my want to strangle him
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