they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
Everything's fine I'm just stoned and my pillows are too soft.
Wow way to turn my death into an oppurtunity to get laid
We're all getting matching jack daniels tattoos. We're gonna be an alcoholic gang of awesome.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
Why didn't you tell me I was calling her by her sisters name all night?
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
I want to name my colorful bowl Batman. Why? I still have yet to figure it out. But I'm calling it Batman.
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
Honestly I was sitting in managerial accounting thinking "I really need to get my shit together and stop drinking so much wine." But when you asked I realized... it's wine. It's always a yes.
What did you two do last night and why did Sam send me a picture of your dick?
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize
