Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
just caught my little brother jacking off the family pet
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
we usually just have an Easter beer hunt and never end up at church anyways
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
I'm genuinely dissapointed that we didn't make any fat chicks cry
There's jello in my purse I have a mysterious glow stick and didn't sleep with anyone my god I'm 3 for 3 tonight
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
The great part about clubs is that you can fart everywhere and nobody knows! The bad part is I'm on e and i have nobody to fondle.
Did you know that pizza hut has a wedding proposal box? And sorry for being kinda drunk yesterday when you got here
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
I woke up with a pillow, shampoo and a plant in my fridge. Eggs in the toilet, and I was wearing three pairs of girls underwear. What happened last night
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