The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
If I don't have herpes this will be the single greatest day of my life
pretend your vagina is a choco taco and the guy is someone who really loves choco tacos. let him enjoy the choco taco.
I believe I can fly has to be one of the most inspirational songs of our time. Seriously R. Kelly nailed it
Then he went and peed on those teenagers.
Who spent today in nothing but a vajazzle and candy thong? SORRY NOT SORRY
I ACCIDENTALLY HOOKED UP WITH A GUY WHO HAS A NICHOLAS CAGE POSTER ABOVE HIS BED I CANT HANDLE LIFE.
The universe is either telling you 1. you make terrible decisions or 2. its time to let go of your hatred of Cage.
Yeah except my drinking partners aka my parents went to sleep Cuz ya know, they're old.
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
She unfriended me four minutes after we fucked. That must be some sort of record.
i look like i'm walk-of-shaming but i'm really showered and re-clothed and rallying. i fool everyone
I told him to take his man panties off and take the fucking Jaeger bomb already, so no to a 2nd date
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