Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
I couldn't tell if those girls from the bar were lesbians or just awesome
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
Can u check his last FB check in, then come pick me up from there. Blame it on the tequila
i just wanna get shit faced and pass out in some random holly bush with a bucket on my head and stockings for shoes.
i told him i was allergic to semen. he pulled out an epipen.
You can't start the super bowl without starting a kitchen fire making cole slaw. Its unamerican.
I don't even want to know
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
I just found glitter from our Father's Day party on my balls this morning.
DAD WTF
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
She's not allowed to do acid anymore... she started crying because she thought she was an eagle.
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