I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
My glasses are somewhere in your living room. Also, my underwear might be in your bathroom or on or around your porch. Sorry.
The calves of my jeans are covered in jello shots from Sunday, how desperate do I have to be before I start licking them?
gay flight attendant. racoons. kegels. bartender with missing teeth. too many birthdays. fucckk.
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
Is she still in your room?
Not for long. My plan is to smoke her out like a small woodland creature.
Was it you who made out with a toothless guy last night?
Can you think of a sexual word rhyming with snorkel?
Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
He just told me I was beautiful, whilst I peed into a cup. If this isn't love I don't know what is.
What does it mean when the bartender gives you 4 straws?
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
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