She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
dude we were making out and she kept singing the americas next top model song. you wanna be on top?
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
they duct taped my keg cup to my hand with my sister's phone number on it. I should be ok tonight.
Note to self: don't practice nerdy white girl dance choreography in the company bathrooms no matter how nice the huge mirrors and lighting are.
He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
So I just got motorboated by my grandma…
I just want to smoke weed and be the little spoon all winter. My modern day hibernation.
Question: have you ever spent your Tuesday evening helping your one-night-stand create a resume? Because I have...
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
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