There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
I cant remeber how long i've been laying here...it could be 10 minutes to a fucking day
I just had the ultimate walk of shame. I'm barefoot, in his gym short with vomit in my hair and I walked half a mile through campus. At noon. Thanks for picking up ur phone
as veruca salt said, "i want it now!"
uhh im not your indulgent father, stoned and im in the middle of making tacos. right now, tacos win
Santa Claus winked at me two tables over at the Chinese place tonight I was almost afraid he knew "getting laid" was my Christmas wish
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
She was indeed spoonfeeding you potato salad out of that giant bowl with a giant spoon. Dont feel special, she was giving it to everyone that left the bar.
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
Did I mention I hooked up with another country star? I think I need some sort of trophy for each time, yah know? Or like a sash and I win a badge or patch for each person. Like a slutty Girl Scout.
I just ordered a "football meatlong" from subway
I'm now using my vagina for good, not evil. Trying to restore balance to the force.
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
she was sitting on the toilet asking for me to take a "cute facebook profile picture" for her
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