hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
I might scale it back and go as an investment banker. Which is the exact same costume as James Bond on LSD. I just introduce myself differently.
I managed to fit my wallet, my keys, my phone, Tammy's necklace, and $38.50 all in my bra. and $1.50 is in quarters. go me.
he got kicked out of the bar for falling asleep on the mechanical bull.. then freaked on us cause we wouldnt go to the strip club with him
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
Did u know it's unconstitutional to turn down a shot during 4th of July celebrations.. Rest now dear liver
Pedi-lyte stocked
I feel like they've probably fucked. Like.. you don't just bring a bitch a Big Mac if you haven't fucked her.
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
So none of you told me my tits were popping out of my shirt for three hours?
We told you. Repeatedly. You said you made it look good.
Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
Dude, she stopped mid blow job to ask the cat's name. ADHD might be a deal breaker after all.
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