Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
She rode me to the beat of Baby Got Back. I swear to god.
Pls stop me from telling anyone else my broken blood-vessel + splint are "climax-related" injuries.
did you by any chance leave me that 7 minute long voicemail of you running and constantly tripping into bushes?
Ever have those mornings where you just can't wait to puke in the shower?
Just witnessed a bar fight started by a guy wearing a construction vest cuz he didn't like the other guys shirt
My mom just invited me to come with them on their honeymoon to Mexico this summer. And I got a Bump-It in my stocking.
Pass the awkward sauce please.
I'm drowning in it here
Dude, you were dipping oreos in vodka and asking people to try it, "It's so good!"
I told him I was on the pill and it was OK to fire away. I want to never have to wear panty house or ever go to an office again. This is my early retirement plan. I want half of his NBA money.
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
Woke up on a lawn chair hugging a bottle of vodka. Hows your morning so far?
Is it sad the checkout lady had to inform my mom she can't buy alcohol before 8am?
tonight's safe word is brought to you by the phrase "Ahhhhhh"
well...I was at work...until someone dropped dead during their performance of "I believe I can fly". It was karaoke night.
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