scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
he had a sign stolen from the tennis court hanging above his bed that said, "please limit play to one hour while others are waiting"
I just realized I am holding a beer in 133 out of 134 photos of me on my facebook page.
Nobody is perfect
I'm at Waffle House wearing one of the paper hats in the other
Just filled the brita up in the bathtub because we couldn't get it into the sink.
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
The random guy I fucked from craigslist said I had the best smile. I take compliments where i can get them
There are some sad choices of men in the ER. That one was missing teeth. Not the place to find a husband.
Your dress got me laid by one of Obama's Secret Service members. Patriotic duty, check.
You just kept mumbling about the carpet being covered in stains that looked like the face of God. Until you decided that they were closer in relation to Dumbledore.
I know you want to take a pregnancy test, but could you wait until Sunday so it doesn't ruin our weekend
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
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