saw you had $9 in your checking acct, left $20 on your dresser so you won't be a whore this weekend
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
i'm pretty sure god just pointed at me and laughed
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
dude I just got a noise complaint from my apartment people for loud sexual activities. I'm framing this for sure
Operation: sleep in every bed at the boys' house is nearing completion. Now at 5/9. I AM GOLDILOCKS AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME
I think it's time for a new pick up line. So far my " hey you want to go back to my place, order a pizza and fuck?" Has set me at an all time low downtown 0/4
He spent like 5 minutes figuring out how best to position me so I would still be able to watch the game. Maybe there is a benefit to dating a guy who cares about me but doesn't care about my team.
Pretty sure this is the part where you go buy a ring.
Its really hard to get off when the googly eyes on your vibrator stare into your soul..
This whole quitting my bad habits all at once is really messing with my ability to function.
Typical Sunday morning text...are you alive?
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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