its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off
Definitely locked eyes with the stripper who gave me a lapdance last night as she walked by me and into the Ann Taylor Loft in Times Square.
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
i just opened up my bathroom cabinet to get deodorant and found 4 bottles of natty. Its like the world wants me to miss this interview
Woke up to a huge puddle of water in the living room floor, apparently I made an indoor snowman.
like when he blacked out and we found him in the garden eating your tomatoes off the vine
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
My vag has a bald spot. That is so middle aged. Is this my midlife crisis?
Bartender just fed me brownie. Its going to be a good night
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
So you're saying you don't want to be with her anymore because she likes sex to much and is just to hot?
Well when you say it that way it makes me sound like an idiot.
You are an idiot.
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
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