i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
i love accidental penises.
i can't believe you were mixing vodka with green tea last night and enjoying it.
i should bottle and sell it. my slogan could be "green tea vodka. antioxidating while intoxiacting. your liver will thank you. "
in my drunkeness I still was able to plan for the morning. I duck taped my keys, a water bottle full of mimosa and my cell phone to the front door.
Nothing like an old fashioned, wine fueled, anxiety-cry in the shower to start off finals week.
It's 6 a.m. ... what the hell.
would you say our friendship is at the "help each other shave animal patterns in each other's pubes" phase?
I'm giving you a get out of sober free card for one of the nights
White people are beatboxing! Save me.
I know it's like I wanna bring somebody fun who I haven't drunkenly expressed my feelings for. Or hooked up with. It's a struggle.
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
What did you spend the night in her closet?
She said she was saving me for breakfast and locked me in there
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