If I was Danny Tanner and my wife died and left me with three kids I would hire a nanny rather than bringing in the sexually promiscuos uncle with a fetish for leather and rebellion and my obviously mentally ill (possibly gay) best friend Joey, who has never had a girlfriend and consistently talks in cartoon voices... a nanny is just a better choice
Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
He stumbled into my room, flopped on my bed, shoes on my pillow and asked me for a juice box. Then fell asleep with the juice box on his forehead.
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
what compelled you to fill her bra with pudding and freeze it in the first place?
i might remember if i didn't get knocked out with it later that day.
Just got a ride from a stranger while walking a mile home as it hailed with no coat. He asked me if I smoked, then said he just made some potent cookies and I could have one.
The cookie was what I originally wanted to tell you. Always say yes to drugs from strangers
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
Also I've accepted I am not going to be a catch today. I look like a dead hooker and the remedial work is going to be patchy at best with the shakes I've got.
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
i was watching the elves fighting on my knees while waiting for the shrooms to kick in then i realized
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