we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
i just saw someone crawling up the stairs to the dorm while screaming "i have the best vagina!"
A guy at the bar bought me a jag bomb because I'm the chick that frosts his donuts at KT. Never have I been more proud of being a failure at life.
I don't think the TSA agent thought getting iced while searching my bag was as funny as I did.
he tried to make a toast, but hit the moving ceiling fan with his beer instead
Yeah, I wouldn't mind getting fingered in the corner of a dive bar again.
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
you invented a new sport called "bacon pulling" and you cried everytime a piece broke
You are a piece of meat with a side of awesome to me.
You tripped over nothing.. everyone stopped what they were doing and stared..you stood up and yelled "you win this time gravity"..then started chugging someone's drink
Someone with the Instagram name "hymenbreaker" just liked a photo of me and my grandma. I feel ashamed.
Tony's mom to him at breakfast: "I found the shirt you wore last night in the bushes this morning."
Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
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