I'm drinking in the hospital parking lot.
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
in respone to your voicemail you left me on saturday, yes i had gone to bed and no i was not still drinking at 5am
I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
I just had a flashback of me saying "I'm not ready to be a deadbeat mom" lastnight.
I feel the need to send all my exes pictures of penises larger than theirs. Because they all must suffer.
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
being single and having a boyfriend 300 miles away is eerily similar. never skipped a beat eating hot wings in my bed with no pants or masturbating every day.
how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
I worked all year for this tax return. I deserve to get my nipples pierced.
I hear jingle bells and I can't tell if it's bc I'm feeling festive or just REALLY high
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
I canceled a date last night to eat pop tarts and go to bed early
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
Randomize