i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
so Brent and I ordered you a drink then realized you don't live here. I drank it.
we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
It was romantic. He brought over a bottle of Jack to celebrate us becoming official on Facebook. Definitely a story for the grandkids.
just woke up COVERED in glow sticks and glitter. didn't even have to turn the light on to puke.
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
The 9th floor RA wants to know why we stacked 21 cinder blocks in the shower, and I can't remember. Do you?
Please high five our old drug dealer for me please.
You had me at "mimosas" several texts ago.
He called me on my way to the bathroom and told me he wanted to hear me pee my beers out... That. Drunk.
You're on Grindr at the STD clinic. I love you.
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
Dude, did you fall in a toilet on the way over here?
Was face down in one actually. Bars 2, Drew 0.
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
Randomize
