I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
side note. good thing you didn't come to drunk breakfast. we were judged by children.
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
Our house almost burnt down last night. I woke up at 4:10am to the smoke alarm going off bc the bean bag chair was on fire so i extinguished it and smoked a bowl at 4:20 to celebrate my fire extinguishing abilities
Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
Doing lines of coke through pieces of licorice. Because I can
So nowhere in the dress code does it forbid me from showing up to City Hall in a gorilla suit to meet the mayor.
How long have I been using my debit card as a coaster?
I would rather her be sleeping with someone new than getting to go Harry Potter world before me...
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
How do I tell my boss I have slutty fantasies about him, me and his conference room table?
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